• Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back Joke
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to line him up 10 shots of his strongest liquor on the counter. The man proceeds to down all 10 shots in a matter of minutes. The bartender asks him “what’s the special occasion” and the guy responds “I just got my first blowjob”.

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Liquor in the Front (subtitled Poker in the Rear) is the third album by The Reverend Horton Heat. It was jointly released by Sub Pop and Interscope Records in July 1994. Al Jourgensen (of Ministry-fame) produced the album.

The song 'In Your Wildest Dreams' (along with 'The Reverend' himself) was featured in a Homicide: Life on the Street episode from season four, entitled 'Full Moon'. In addition, 'I Can't Surf', 'Baddest of the Bad' and 'Big Sky' appeared in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Tony Hawk's Proving Ground and Free Willy 3: The Rescue respectively.

The album title is from a double entendre, 'Liquor ('lick her') in the front, poker ('poke her') in the rear'.

Track listing[edit]

All songs written by Jim Heath except as noted.

1. 'Big Sky' – 3:07
2. 'Baddest of the Bad' – 2:27
3. 'One Time for Me' – 3:30
4. 'Five-O Ford' – 2:29
5. 'In Your Wildest Dreams' (Heath/Wallace) – 2:58
6. 'Yeah, Right' – 2:44
7. 'Crusin' for a Bruisin' – 3:20
8. 'I Could Get Used to It' – 1:58
9. 'Liquor, Beer & Wine' (Heath/Livingston) – 3:25
10. 'I Can't Surf' (Heath/Wallace/Bentley) – 2:41
11. 'Jezebel' (Shanklin) – 3:11
12. 'Rockin' Dog' – 2:38
13. 'The Entertainer' (Joplin) – 1:14

Personnel[edit]

Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back Joke

• Jim 'Reverend Horton' Heath – vocals, guitar
• Jimbo Wallace – upright bass
• Taz Bentley – drums
• Tim Alexander – keyboards, accordion
• Al Jourgensen – producer, pedal steel guitar, piano, vocals
• Siavoch Ahmadzadeh – assistant engineer
• Keith Rust – assistant engineer
• Jeff Lane – assistant mix engineer
• Barry Goldberg – assistant mix engineer
• Eddy Schreyer – mastering
• Kim Holt – art direction + design
• Michael Lavine – band photos
• Mosquito – cartoon illustrations

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